Callum Sounds

Ok, so you love the sound of that voice and want it wafting through your computer and telling you that "You're a freak" or even "You need professional help" when you make mistakes or "Make it print" when it doesn't want to.

Aunty Janet is here to save the day!

Below, in alphabetically order of film/show title, you will find a few quotes from Cals appearances. The list will be small to begin with but will expand given time. I have listed a few of the fans favourite quotes that I intend on supplying, if your favourite isn't below then email me God damnit and tell me! I wish to please.Enjoy!

VIDEO CLIPS

RealVideo of Callum accepting his Genie

Hard Core Logo trailer

Stump scene <HCL>

DUE SOUTH

FIRST NEAR DOZEN SENT BY CKRE REPORTER
"Zany Daniel"

So Canadian.wav
RAYK:"You are so, so, so,Hmmmpphh.. Canadian!"

Seals.wav
RAYK:"Great! If I ever need a seal I know where to come and all my friends *have* been asking Ray where do you get all those seals?!"

Not a sport.wav
RAYK:"This is not a sport. It's housework"

Happy Face.wav
RAYK:"It's a one with a happy face"

Print.wav
RAYK:"Make it print"

Jolt.wav
RAYK:"Institution is a piece of paper a kick in the head is a jolt"

Smell funny.wav
RAYK:"I don't like old people sleeping in my bed, they smell funny, Fraser"
BEN: "Perhaps you smell funny"

Relationship.wav
RAYK:"Yeah, well, that's the thing, relationship, i mean you gotta know the person you're working with. Well you know go out for dinner, drinks, er I mean later, naturally, after we er, find that stuff you need"

Puke.wav
RAYK:"I'm gonna puke"

Hoover Street.wav
RAYK:"Dimon's got a buddy up on Vacumn Street"
BEN: "You mean Hoover?"
RAYK:"Hoover Street"

Free Speech.wav
RAYK:"First guy to try any free speech gets their head kicked in"

Duty.wav
RAYK:"Fraser it's no trouble, in fact it's..my duty"

Sucks.wav
RAYK:"Ah, this sucks"

Creeps.wav
RAYK:"This place gives me the creeps"

Completely nuts.wav
RAYK:"Are you completey nuts Fraser?"
BEN: "Not completely"
RAYK:"Come on! The guy is a mental patient,
he picks up taxi calls via his head!"
BEN: "But someone attacked him"
RAYK:"Well jeez in that part of town what a surprise!"

Come on.wav
RAYK:"Come on, Fraser"

Buddy.wav
RAYK:"Fraser, buddy"

Buddies.wav
RAYK:"Hey, that's not buddies"

itsbuds.wav
RAYK:"It's buddies"

Bowels.wav
RAYK:"My bowels seem OK"
BEN: "I'm relieved!"

Pophead.wav
RAYK:"You admit that I'm right or i'll pop you in the head"

Gangsta.wav
RAYK:"home betta keep it real coz we're just up for the 411. We don't want them to go the whole 9 yards and pull his Gat bang! bang! and put a cap in us...you know coz we'd be down on a 187"

Stupid.wav
RAYK:"'Cause it's ah....what's the word, stupid"

Empty Gun.wav
RAYK:"I will beat you to death with this empty gun"

D-U-M, Dumb.wav
RAYK:"that's D-U-M, dumb"

"dropya.wav
RAYK:dammit fraser, if you were gonna drop a guy you gotta say something first like..Ray I'm gonna drop ya.

Handcart.wav
BEN: well not yet but it might have, it might well be
the start of a slippery slope
RAYK: Oh yes, i believe your going to hell in a handcart
BEN: It's not something to laugh about I might well be.

help.wav
RAYK: You need professional help

whack.wav
RAYK: Yeah and then we ask 'em questions like if somebody got whacked we'd go....You whack that guy?

wildcard.wav
RAYK: I play by my own rules, kind of a wild card, kinda kooky

attract.wav
RAYK: Do you find me attractive?

kick in the head.wav
BOSS: What do you do after you've controlled a suspect?
RAYK: kick 'em in the head?

I am a poet.wav
RAYK: See thats my thing,on the inside I am a poet- outside..hmm, shake bad guy, shake!

Pitter patter.wav
RAY: "Pitter patter let's get at 'er, come on"

Coma.wav
RAY: "Wow! I just came out of my coma....."

Badge.wav
RAY: "Ah come on Fraser we don't really have to sleep on the floor do we?."
FRASER:Yes
RAY:Look I do this I want a badge. A tucking on the
floor I hurt my back badge.
FRASER:I'll get you one
RAY:OK

HARD CORE LOGO

Callum interviewed for the making of
Hard Core Logo

Buds.wav
" Its' Buddies"

coolmovies.wav
"Arrggk! The category is cool movies not dumb ass movies, Alex Trebek"

Leave a message.wav
"I can't come to the phone right now, I am eating corn chips and masterbating. Please leave a message"

MASTERMINDS

"Start your engines"

"Crafty Bastard"

Men With Guns
"That's not buddies"

"Men With Guns 1
" "Know what i love? I love the car, a convertable and..and..and you drive in winter but you keep the heat on the whole time so your feet, your feet get really warm but your, your top of your head is always cold, i like that, that kinda weird ah.."

"Men With Guns 2

MAN:"You're not one of those serial killers are ya?"
CAL:"No, do I look like a serial killer?"
MAN:Yes!"
CAL:"Look it's not for me it's for a friend"
MAN:"I don't do that anymore"
MAN:"What?!"
MAN:"Sell guns..guns guns"

MY LIFE AS A DOG
Pasturised.wav
"Oh and you, y, y, you can tell her that, that I don't need to be re-vitalised and you y,y, you can tell her that I don't need to be elevated and you can tell her I don't need to be pasturised ro,or passified. I am what I am you tell her that"

TRICKS
Beautiful.wav
"God, you're beautiful"

Sound files to come that you, the visitor have requested. If you have these or know where I can get them email me. Credit given:

Christ on a bike"

"I left my garage in my other pants"

"I could do that. I choose not to."

"I'll beat you to death with this empty gun!"

"She was never big on Christmas... or me for that matter."

"Get off me exclamation mark!"
"Do not touch my inner thigh and calf!"
"That's not buddies! I hate you."
"Cause my friends are always asking me, 'Ray, where do you get all those seals?'."

"Can you please leave the room before I punch you in the head."

"Step 1: get a big hat. Step 2: lick electrical sockets. Step 3:..."